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Why don't vacations ever last long enough? Because you always pack too much into them.

Why did the vacation go on a diet? Because it was getting too fat on all the fun!

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A man goes on vacation and decides to take his pet parrot with him. When they arrive at their destination, the man goes to check into the hotel. The clerk asks, "May I help you with your bags, sir?" The man replies, "No, thank you. I'm traveling light."

Here's a joke about going on vacation: Why did the vacation go on forever? Because it was on a never-ending loop!

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Why did the tourist bring a ladder on his vacation? Because he wanted to take a step back and relax!

Why did the vacuum cleaner go on vacation?

Because it was sucking all the fun out of the room!

Why did the tomato turn red when it went on vacation? Because it saw the salad dressing!

Why don't scientists go on vacation? Because they would never get the reaction they expect.

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Why did the tourist go to the doctor while on vacation?

Because he was feeling a little "under the weather"!

2 peoples go on vacation. They decide to take a boat. They get on the boat and the boat starts to sink. They start to panic. Then one of them says "Don't worry, we'll be fine." The other one says "How do you know we'll be fine?" The first one says "I'm a boat engineer." The other one says "What's a boat engineer?" The first one says "I'm a boat engineer."

Why did the vacation go to the doctor? It had a little too much sun and now it's feeling a little "burnt out"! 😂🏖️

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A man and his wife were on their way to their vacation when they got into an argument. The wife said, "I'm going to leave you and go on vacation with someone else." The husband replied, "That's fine. I'm going to go on vacation with someone else too."

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Why did the vacation go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little restless!

Why did the vacation go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a bit under the weather.

Why did the man bring a ladder and a paintbrush on his vacation? Because he wanted to climb up and touch up the spots he missed on his last vacation.

🏝️ Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the vacation! 🌞

😄 I hope you enjoyed that one! 😄

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, just like a vacationer who excels at relaxing!